Welcome aboard The Desire!
As a member of the crew, you won’t have many duties other than to look after each other, and to look after yerself.  Have a good time, and don’t ruin the fun of others.  Keep your nose clean, your whistle wet, and your blade sharp.
O’er than that? Do what ya want… you know the rest.

It’s Official

Auntie Tan

I’m not a VTuber anymore.  You have all been amazing!!  Thank you so much for your over-the-top support. I absolutely could not have done it without you. This week has been nothing short of incredible!! 💜💜💜💜💜

A Smol Autobiography

I decided to start streaming mainly as a way to not seem crazy when I talk to myself while playing games. It turns out there’s a ton of great people that I’ve met, and I’d love to meet you too! Come say hi, play some video games with me or just hang out!

As for my background; I’m a child of the 70s – I grew up with Magnavox, Commodore and Atari. Occasionally I’d program, I’ve published one terrible iPhone game and used to be able to sightread for Clarinet. I might still be able to, but I haven’t tried in years. So maybe not.

I’ve been married for 30+ years to an amazing woman and our daughter has been married to an amazing man for years too!

I’m a certified Open Water SCUBA diver (I do need to re-cert though), I’ve played far too many MMOs, and I’m a sucker for pirate related stuff. Yo ho scallywag pirates, not real ones.

It keeps coming up, so to mention it here – yes, I was born in the 70s, but I lived THROUGH the 80s, 90s, 2000s etc. Yes I like 80s music and movies too! I’m not a time traveler!

Also, just so that I don’t lose the date, I consider when I started streaming (my streamerversary as it were) as 10/15/16. That’s the first entry on the channel where I  said I’d been streaming for a day. Plus it just rolls off the tongue. Ten Fifteen Sixteen.

Business Inquiries

If you have a BUSINESS PROPOSITION for Tan, as in, you want her to stream your game, make a video about your product, etc. then please email her at TanandraWolfstone on gmail with your idea. She reserves the right to not reply.  Also know that she does not accept making content on products she doesn’t believe in or use herself.

Don’t bother trying to advertise a service or product TO her, she knows how to find what she needs. She will just ensure to avoid your product or service if you do that.  Thanks.

Contacting Tan For Other Things

If you want to reach her to talk about anything other than business, your best bet is to reach her on her Discord server – http://discord.gg/AuntieTan  You can ask her anything, but please keep in mind she is not your therapist and Google exists.  Don’t put in a ticket, it’s not for contacting her directly.

She does not accept friend requests on Discord from people she doesn’t know, and she doesn’t accept DMs on other platforms.  If you need to talk to her about something sensitive, she asks that you contact one of her Moderators, or ask if you can DM her and provide some context as to why you need to privately message her.  Do not attempt to be parasocial.

Keep in mind, she doesn’t offer free advice to just anyone, and her plate is already full when it comes to daily communication with people she considers friends and family.  Sorry, she can’t give personal attention to everyone, all the time. It’s just not physically possible.

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